What follows is a collection of some of my random thoughts mixed in with movie and video game reviews. There are also sure to be a smattering of rants about life, lamers, and the pursuit of pizza. Many (if not all) of these musings will include words and phrases considered by close-minded individuals to be "vulgar". I assure you, this is completely intentional, as I believe there are no bad words, only bad thoughts. Besides, how effective could an internet rant be using phrases as offensive as "the gosh-darned cat"?
I am telling you this as fair warning. If you are offended easily, or for that matter just prefer sites with mature and meaningful subject matter, then perhaps my site is not for you.
I realize that many of you don't know:
a) what your limits are or
b) how far this site will push them.
So for the sake of avoiding confusion, I am going to provide a little test.
Mary had a little lamb,
It's fleece was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went,
The lamb was sure to go.
It followed her to school one day,
And a big dog fucked it.
If you spewed your morning coffee all over the keyboard in a fit of gut-busting laughter, then feel free to explore. You'll likely fit right in. If, on the other hand, you are offended, insulted, shocked, or just plain scratching your head in confusion, then might I suggest an alternate site.
For those of you still around, feel free to email me with comments, suggestions, lavish praises, insults, and pornographic material. Just be aware that I may choose to publish some of your work on the site. If I do, all credit will go to the submitter. If you don't wish your comments to be available for 100 million people to critique you, just let me know and I will refrain from posting them.
That said, come on in. The water is fine.
ShadowDragyn
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."