BY BAYOU UNIVERSITY

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. -- Q

CLEVERLY DISGUISED AS A RESPONSIBLE ADULT -- scott

DARE TO THINK FOR YOURSELF -- D.E. Craig

DESPERATELY CLINGING TO UTOPIAN ILLUSIONS -- SGTex

Do not adjust your mind, the fault is with reality. -- Jacques

GONE CRAZY - BE BACK SHORTLY -- gallo

HOW DO I SET THE LASER PRINTER ON STUN? -- Joe Meert

I DO WHATEVER MY RICE KRISPIES TELL ME TO -- Fraz

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. -- Helen

I HAVE NO INTENTION OF TELLING YOU MY
REAL NAME -- Sumac

I HAVEN'T LOST MY MIND - IT'S BACKED UP ON
DISK SOMEWHERE -- Matt Slick

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. -- Scavenger

I never worry when I get lost... I just change where I want to go. -- Pat

I REFUSE TO HAVE A BATTLE OF WITS -
WITH AN UNARMED PERSON -- Marc

I THINK - THEREFORE I DON'T LISTEN TO
DAN RATHER -- Tim Thompson

I'M THE PERSON YOUR MOTHER WARNED
YOU ABOUT -- Orion

IT'S BEEN LOVELY - BUT I HAVE TO SCREAM NOW -- MagFlare

NOT ALL WHO WANDER ARE LOST -- Mockingbird1

OH, GO EVOLVE! -- Brett

Save the whales. Collect the whole set. -- Alaric

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. -- Paul Rothberg

SO MANY FOOLS - SO FEW COMETS -- Stephen Charchuk

STAY TUNED! - I COULD SAY SOMETHING
BRILLIANT AT ANY MOMENT! -- Lucas

The more things change, the more they remain insane. -- Dire Puppy

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. -- jamie

UNIQUELY MALADJUSTED - BUT FUN -- sos

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. -- Deb

You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. -- karl(kc)

Hey! There's tuna in my dolphin meat! -- AGRIPPA

If you can't convince them, confuse them. -- Floyd

I have half a mind to become a Creationist
That is the only requirement -- Phil