notBBU Faculty Member
| President: | Dr. gallo Dr.Cre.Sci.Edu. |
| Registrar: | Dr. gallo Dr.Cre.Sci.Edu. |
| Director of Admissions: | Dr. gallo Dr.Cre.Sci.Edu. |
| Dean of Undergraduate Studies: | Dr. gallo Dr.Cre.Sci.Edu. |
| Dean of Graduate Studies: | Dr. gallo Dr.Cre.Sci.Edu. |
| Dean of Slacking | Dr. Robert Williams Dr. Chr.Trans. |
| Justice Potter Stewart Memorial Chair in Comparative Murinology | Dr. Dictyranger Dr. of Ev. Cre. Hist. |
| Professor of Pseudo-Pseudogenetics | Dr. Mockingbird1 Dr.Psi2Genetics |
| Professor of Firmament Fermentation Fizicks | Dr. Orion Dr.Cre.Sci.Edu. |
| Professor of Hydrocephalic Earth Studies and Structure | Dr. Joe Meert Dr.Cre.Sci.Edu. |
| Professor of Scientific Autorelational Urban Creationary Engineering | Dr. Tim Thompson Dr.Cre.Sci.Edu. |
| Professor of Metaphysical Presuppositionalism | Dr. D.E. Craig Dr. Obfus.Neol. |
| Professor of Forensic Theology | Dr. Pat Parson Dr.Cre.Sci.Edu. |
| Professor of Chromosomal Transmogrification | Dr. Robert Williams Dr. Chr.Trans. |
| Professor of Scientific Recreation | Dr. Rob Miles Dr.Sci.Recr. |
| Professor of Cetacean Bioacoustics | Dr. Wesley Elsberry Dr.Cet.Bioac. |
| Professor of Searchology | Dr. Gary Harris Dr. Srch. |
| University Chaplain | Rev. Dr. Q, Dr.Cre.Sci.Edu., Dr. Sor. |