Ask Me Anything…

Nothing's Obscene or Absurd...Free Advice & Personal Opinions on ANY Subject

(including love, sex, relationships, "am I fat/ugly/sick?"....or whatever)

I am not responding to e-mails right now.  I'm sorry if you've written to me, and I haven't responded.  I just got tired of the same ol' questions. Believe me, YOUR question has been asked a thousand times.  It doesn't matter how unique you think your situation is.

Nothing's obscene, nothing's absurd, and nothing's not worth asking.  This site is the all-inclusive, one-stop source for FREE, unprofessional, unlicensed, unique, non-tradition based, non-religious based, non-judgmental, open-minded, un-offendable, honest-to-brutally-honest, possibly irresponsible, logical, individually tailored, well-pondered advice or personal opinions/feedback on ANY subject.  I will attempt to respond to any request for advice, personal opinions, or feedback on any subject.  Do not ask me to provide answers to trivia questions or other factual questions.  I am an opinionator, not a know-it-all.  I will opinionate on anything, but I don't know everything.

I decided to make this site when I realized that I had a collection of characteristics that seemed rather uncommon and well-suited for giving advice/personal opinions.  I have very unique and well-developed theories on human motivation/behavior and sex; I have a Bachelor's of Science in Psychology (for whatever that's worth); I have a much better than average, self-taught understanding of human sexuality; I have the ability to attempt to understand ALL human behavior without disgust, judgment, or comparison to social/religious norms; I am creative, clever, and innovative; I like to write; and, most importantly, I have the time, and I'm willing to read your e-mails and respond to your questions. 

When you write me an e-mail, be sure to include any information I might need to fully consider your situation, but keep it short, and keep it relevant (I have a little bit of an attention deficit disorder, and I'm likely to ignore your e-mail if it gets too long).  Include your age, sex, a relevant picture, etc.; but don’t include your name…I don’t want to know who you are. 

Please ask me something other than the usual, lame relationship question..."I've been with him/her two months, and I don't know ____."  If you've only been together a few months, or you're not even together yet, and there are ALREADY problems, then just forget about that relationship, and MOVE ON.  Find someone with whom you are more compatible.  Also...if you're under 18, or even if you're over 18, but you're not ready to get married any time soon, and you have a relationship problem that you can't solve by talking about it, then don't ask me about that either; dump him/her, and MOVE ON.  It's not worth it.

This site is for intended for entertainment purposes only.  I am not professionally licensed in any pertinent field.  Professional advice should always be sought before making any final decisions.  This site is intended for people over 18 years of age OR people who are accompanied and supervised by a legal guardian.  I am not responsible for any decisions which are made based on any information obtained from me or this website.  It should be clear that the information given by me can be considered as reliable as any other “entertainment only” source.